Ditch

Skipping from school / not going in to school

Omg Mary are u ditching from school again?!

by Marie February 12, 2004

ditchpig

An ugly obnoxious bitch. Waking up with one is the usual result of way too much booze and not enough wingmen.

I should really lay off the Jagerbombs I keep waking up beside a ditchpig.

by DennisIsEvil March 24, 2007

Ditch

1) a large hole in the ground
2)when a friend leaves you all alone or has ran off

1) look at that ditch in the ground
2)oh my god I can't believe my friend just ditched me

by Girl on fire190 December 3, 2016

one for the ditch

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar

Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".

by hardknees June 2, 2009

Itch in the Ditch

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

by sekajakes July 6, 2010

ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.

That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!

by Commander Orth March 5, 2011

Ditch Leopard

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

by James Phineas January 20, 2009