Long Distance Fucking

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.

Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.

by Acebes August 27, 2006

distanced

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

by kip seeks September 2, 2010

distance

the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.

He said he wanted distance from me because he didn't like the way I acted.

by lmarig144103 April 22, 2018

chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007

go for distance

An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible

I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.

Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006