Doin' the dirt

Slang for committing crime for money. Usually refers to low level criminal activity (aka the dirty work). Doin' dirt is commonly connected to drug dealing & trafficking, but doing dirt can be used to describe a wide variety of crime such as: robbing people, pimping hoes, running small-time gambling rings, assault+murder (for pay obviously) ect...

Lil man: Yaow man what you doin on the block at this hour?
Blood: Doin' that dirt lil nigga.
Lil man: Really? Can you hit me up with some weight?
Blood: Hell naw, your so young you couldnt even lift a Ki

Momma: Tiquita, where the fuck Jamal at, I gave him our foodstamps to go grocery shoppin 3hrs ago!?
Tiquita: Why momma? You know he's tryin to come up.. I bet he traded them for some work, he's prolly doin' the dirt right now on 116th and Lennox..

"I'm gonna cop some humongous guns so when I pop the mops and the sponges come, Ima keep doin dirt till i'm under some" -Cassidy

by netstryke December 15, 2005

dirt box

arse, the tight brown rather than the easy pink, poo pipe, chocolate starfish

Suzie wouldn't let me up her dirt box and I had to settle for her fouf instead

by butt weasel September 2, 2003

Valley of the Dirt People

Land of the 909 and 951. Commonly referred to as where the white trash and scum of Orange County and LA County wind up.

She's so ugly, she must be from the Valley of the Dirt People

by [e-mail] September 6, 2004

dog dirt

A slightly posh reference to canine faecal matter. Used by Mums to describe dog shit.

What's that smell, have you trod in dog dirt?

If I could do any job for a day I'd go round and clean up all the dog dirt (a geniune response to a phone in on radio Leicester; 'Describe your ideal job for a day'! Excellent, dripping with post-menopausal outrage... like anyone was stopping her doing it anyway!)

by bobt13 February 13, 2010

Supermini Dirtbike

A supermini is a stock 84cc mini (usually one of the five major dirtbike brands) with a modified cylinder of 100, 103, 105, 109, or 112cc's. These dirtbikes also have a 16" rear wheel and a 19" front wheel as opposed to the normal 14" and 17" wheels on a stock 85cc bike. These bike's ate the perfect transition bike from a mini to a full sized bike. Often, a skilled rider on a supermini can catch and pass an adult on a full sized bike.

"dude did you watch number 111 on the Yamaha supermini dirtbike?"

"ya, he was doin the 90 foot triple jump that most of big bikes won't even do!"

by mxmann111 July 15, 2013

old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012

Didnt you get the Memo

When you and all your friends know something or plans for a day except one of your other friends because he wasnt paying attention or just didnt get it :(

Hey this weekend is going to be so SICK. other friend '' Whats happening on the weekend ?

''Dude all of us know, Didnt you get the memo?

by M-Boy5109 December 15, 2010