doofalliss

When a person comes across as goofy and dumb.

Me: Can you please do me a favor and ship this package for me?
Meg: where am I supposed to find a boat for this package?
Me: Not that kind of ship doofalliss.

by LGG#39 February 14, 2021

DILFACT

Meaning: Dad I’d - Like - Flip A Condom To.

Usually mentioned by a “Becky”, or a young “Karen” trying to muscle in on a man to stalk him for the sheer dramatic sport and rivalry it causes amongst many abandonment issue suffering quasi-demotable females.

Karen: “Ooooohoooo, she is some fierce on that DILFACT; hope she’s got some motherf**king insurance policies down for that Silverado Quarterback-it-up! salt n’ pep n’ hero to this here Breakfast of Champions on it’s way to get a little more than a pinch cause I must be dreaming if she gears down, instead of up on that steed of a... *church elderly pass* ...vacation into my Apple Watch screen, and look! I am closing circles just running my mouth and Kegelling over this plaid sultan! Count down is on Becky!”

by Lex.Icon February 19, 2021

Diffalt Skin

When someone does something stupid or dumb.

“She just crashed into a parked car”
“What a freaking diffalt skin”

by Ivan Jerganof January 26, 2021

Diobama

The fusion of Dio Brando and Obama. Stronger than Yobama or even Obamos(without the stones) but still less powerful than the ultimate being Yobamos.

Diobama is the most OP vampire to be a POTUS. He can stop time itself.

by Saitama 777 March 16, 2021

_diotard‘s mutuals

literally the coolest people on earth. no questions 😐.

Person 1: Oh my god how did u know i was one of _diotard‘s mutuals.
Person 2: You have so much cool and swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

_diotards mutuals

literally the coolest people.

guy 1: omg how did u know i was one of _diotards mutuals?
guy 2: you hav much swag.

by _diotard March 17, 2021

dionalvr

Dionalvr means sexy which originated from @dionalvr on TikTok because dionalvr is the most sexiest and nicest human to exist

Antennalover: you remind me of dionalvr
Iliketheeatsharts: thank you so so so so much *starts to cry from happiness*

by dogdookie400 April 27, 2021