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Meaning: Dad I’d - Like - Flip A Condom To.
Usually mentioned by a “Becky”, or a young “Karen” trying to muscle in on a man to stalk him for the sheer dramatic sport and rivalry it causes amongst many abandonment issue suffering quasi-demotable females.

Karen: “Ooooohoooo, she is some fierce on that DILFACT; hope she’s got some motherf**king insurance policies down for that Silverado Quarterback-it-up! salt n’ pep n’ hero to this here Breakfast of Champions on it’s way to get a little more than a pinch cause I must be dreaming if she gears down, instead of up on that steed of a... *church elderly pass* ...vacation into my Apple Watch screen, and look! I am closing circles just running my mouth and Kegelling over this plaid sultan! Count down is on Becky!”
DILFACT by Lex.Icon February 19, 2021
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disfactual 

far from the truth.
Not the right facts.
Someone as being misinformed.
Not the right information.
Something that is Fiction.
False.
Wrong.
That story you heard about me is just out right disfactual.
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disfactual 

Someone as being misinformed.
The altering of ones facts.
Something of a fictional nature.
Giving the wrong facts.
Untrue
Something that is made up.
Fails
Just not true.
Something thats a lie.
Wrong information.
That story you heard about me is just damn right disfactual.

disfaction 

When someone wants to express there negative opinion on subject matter
Katie wasn't happy with the service she had received and wanted to express her disfaction.
disfaction by yankeezulo February 25, 2015

dilfatron 

the ultimate level of dilf-ness
look at him, he’s such a mega dilfatron’
dilfatron by dilfappreciator February 15, 2021

Dilactisma 

Jackie Chan knocked Bruce Lee out with a dilactisma.
Dilactisma by Taveouster May 10, 2018

Dilfacation

Omg he has grey hairs the dilfacation has begun
Dilfacation by Lyahthemilf September 5, 2022