DILFACT

Meaning: Dad I’d - Like - Flip A Condom To.

Usually mentioned by a “Becky”, or a young “Karen” trying to muscle in on a man to stalk him for the sheer dramatic sport and rivalry it causes amongst many abandonment issue suffering quasi-demotable females.

Karen: “Ooooohoooo, she is some fierce on that DILFACT; hope she’s got some motherf**king insurance policies down for that Silverado Quarterback-it-up! salt n’ pep n’ hero to this here Breakfast of Champions on it’s way to get a little more than a pinch cause I must be dreaming if she gears down, instead of up on that steed of a... *church elderly pass* ...vacation into my Apple Watch screen, and look! I am closing circles just running my mouth and Kegelling over this plaid sultan! Count down is on Becky!”

by Lex.Icon February 19, 2021

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disfactual

far from the truth.
Not the right facts.
Someone as being misinformed.
Not the right information.
Something that is Fiction.
False.
Wrong.

That story you heard about me is just out right disfactual.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 9, 2008

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disfactual

Someone as being misinformed.
The altering of ones facts.
Something of a fictional nature.
Giving the wrong facts.
Untrue
Something that is made up.
Fails
Just not true.
Something thats a lie.
Wrong information.

That story you heard about me is just damn right disfactual.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

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