Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

Dickie Mcfee

noun, a term used to desrcibe something extremely homosexual or contaning mass amounts of BULLSHIT.

Dickie Mcfee, sounds like that show on Bravo, what is it... crooked dick for the rectum ranger.

by Pieman and Company November 15, 2003

Deep dickin'

Having sex with a woman that she enjoys so much she gets hypnotised by the dick (aka dicknosis). It requires a dick to be placed deep into the vaginal canal resulting in extreme, addictive pleasure for the woman.

Betty: Jim, I'm can't wait to see you again. I can't stop thinkin' about your visit to Nashville with all that deep dickin' and fried chicken.

by DD&FC October 13, 2016

dankies

high potent marijuana that gets you really fucked up

damn im ripped off those dankies

by d@d@nkM@n May 13, 2005

Dickie

A diminutive for:
- a guy named Dick
- a small penis

My penis is big!
yours is smaller!

and his is the smallest dickie of the all!

by Fukaface! December 31, 2011

day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.

So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?

by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012

Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017