ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

ding dong schlong badong badonkas by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong 

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

ding dong face 

one who is being stupid, a general put down

whats up ding dong face

ding dong face by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.

Nigga Jep ding dong bonged so many bitches last night

Ding Dong Bong by Dirty Eddd May 12, 2009

ding dong dooley 

Slang for ass. Also known as the "Ding Dong Factory" ie: Where the Chocolate Pie comes from.

"Fuck in the Ding Dong Dooley, I have been shitted!"

ding dong dooley by Zino March 26, 2003

Ding Dong Dude

The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.

Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!

Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!

-2 weeks later-

Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.

Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?

Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.

Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.

Ding Dong Dude by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013

ding dong dooley 

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

ding dong dooley by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005