dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.

Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

Dildo

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass

by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 3, 2016

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005

A dildo

A stupid but good looking male that can only be used for one thing.

She likes a dildo, not men that think for themselves.

by NikeT1138 August 23, 2021

Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

by dildoslap February 20, 2009

Dildo

Little Bastad

Your being a dildo!

by Gaisko June 15, 2003