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demarius

young rich looking young man. Intelligent and charming. Has 4 kids and beautiful wife.
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by lilboirich January 15, 2018
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Kamikaze Demolition Derby

A demolition derby is supposed to be a kind of race in old beaten-up cars where it is allowed to smash into the other competitors. The more smash-ups the better. Usually the cars are reinforced by the owners in order to survive as many rammings as poss thereby staying in the race. Adding the word "kamikaze" gives the meaning a much more dangerous edge, and means that the competitors don't mind if they are killed. So, that's the scenario for a Kamikaze Demolition Derby. (This meaning is for the purposes of conveying a situation in a hopefully humourous manner, but of course no such type of race exists in reality.)
The definition in my neighborhood is as follows:
A Kamikaze Demolition Derby is what you inadvertently end up being part of when driving in Hounslow or Feltham in West London. This is in part due to the high concentration in the population of chavs who drive around, high on whatever, in illegal cars. The can be spotted by the black or white smoke coming out of the back of the car, the colour red of the car, a head with a baseball cap in the driver's seat and acne on the very pale face, and if you get too close, will be cut up and then blamed for driving badly cuz you are a woman. You then see them drive off with squealing tyres smoking (they seem to love smoke of all kinds) and then nearly crash into the back of a bus.
Yes, it really did happen the other day. You know who you are wanker. Hopefully you will start another Kamikaze Demolition Derby soon which will cause you to be permanently removed from any future competions. Fuckwit.
by Missy M September 6, 2005
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Demolib

1.An Democrat advocate of Liberal political policies.
The Demolibs are oblivious to why George W Bush beat them and are destined to repeat this if they don't catch on
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DamaliXDares

Business woman, exotic adult film actress, Goddess, & fetish model. A certified Maneater best known for her voracious sex scenes and dominant, yet charming personality and striking beauty. Owner of DamaliXDares.com and Desire Street Productions. Also known as XXXplosive.
I know why DamaliXDares is labeled a certified maneater; she brings the heat to guys in all her scenes.
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whas da dealio, mista potillio!?

What are you doing, Mr. Portillio
Yo, whas da dealio mista potillio!?
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demolished

1. To fuck someone really hard

2. To devour a meal so fast it leaves a mess, or no food is to be seen

3. To win a fight verbal or physical
1. I wiped out my big cock and demolished that tight ass

2. I was so stoned that I totally demolished that burrito

3. I went to jail, but I definetly demolished that dude!
by ImaBrat January 31, 2010
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Dembalicious

That goal was Dembalicious.
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