dell

1slow,can't understand the techies
2ripoff about %50 of the time
3got a printer for free and it literally fell apart in about a week
5they INSTALL TONS OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT on the comp (including windows)
6aside that they don't give you a fucking windows disk to begin with

"the company isn't neccecarily bad, they do have good deals some of the time (free 19" monitor woo)
though people who worship dell should have their head bashed in w/a motherboard containing more than 1 ide port."

by caljoun June 30, 2005

Deleonardo

Slang for Italian bunghole. Stress is on the last two syllables.

When Luigi dropped the soap in the prison shower, his shaved Deleonardo attracted some unwanted attention.

by Java09876 December 22, 2009

Dell-Do

A dell computer used as a dildo. Often used by those dell lovers.

Fred: Garageband opens so slowly on my mac
Tareb: THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S NOT A DELL, AHAHAH.

later..

Fred: That dude wasn't funny, he had a Dell-Do up his ass.

by LeTigra February 12, 2009

Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch

When a Caucasian girl or girls between the ages of 11 and 19 wearing flips flops, softee shorts, and a top that reveals a lot of cleavage, walk the streets by themselves or with friends during all hours of the days and night in Delaware County, Pennsylvania. These girls have a knack for being street smart and will punch you in the face if you stop and try and mack it to them. Plus they usually smoke cigarettes and are in favor of rap music and African American men. Known for abusing drugs over other friends houses, getting drunk, and mooching off of others for food and free rides in exchange for sexual favors.

I was driving down Chester Pike (Rt 13) in Norwood and seen that Flip Flop Delco Cock Bitch walking with her friends. I don't want any of that. She would have the biggest attitude and would probably steal all my money when I am not looking.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Dell

The Ford of computers.

Dell computers are sold very cheap, but you get exactly what you pay for.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

Dell

The word once known only for a semi-reliable computer company is now also used as a synonym for marijuana.

When Steven was arrested for posession of Marijuana, the term "dell" was instantly coined as a new term for marijuana.

Man 1: Dude, let's go smoke some dell.
Man 2: word.

by bor August 24, 2003

Dell

A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.

Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.

by ArcticFox November 12, 2003