Glitz Degree

A degree from an online college that is fake and over priced.

"Her resume says she graduated from Planet Earth Online with a degree in Beertending"

" Well with her Glitz Degree she is qualifed for our opening for a pole dancer so call her for an interview"

by bahhahhah June 4, 2012

Six Degrees of Facebook

The relatively new and shocking phenomenon of when you meet someone through Facebook, sometimes from all over the world, and you find out that you went to school (elementary, Jr. High, High School, etc) with them, or they are friends of your parents from many years ago, or they worked with you at job in the past, and you never knew it, and would never have met them without Facebook. And, then they become a good friend. Basically, the beauty of Facebook.

"I met the most incredible person on Facebook."

"Oh really, who?"

"Well, he's the same age as my Dad, and he lives 3,000 miles away. We met through a group that we are both in."

"That's awesome."

"Turns out he KNEW my Dad, before I was even born, and I never even knew him!!! I found him before my DAD did!!! Weird, huh?"

"That's so cool!"

"Yeah, it is, and now we are really good friends! Six degrees of Facebook for you..." *laughing*

"I know, right?"

by mrsskarsgard October 11, 2012

A Degree from F.U.

The same thing as the bird, the middle finger salute, flip'n 'em off, etc.

"Hey Tony, here's a degree from F.U."

by schoolisoutforever July 3, 2012

90 degree thrill ride

The 90 degree thrill ride can be best described as a sexual position (although it is mostly innocent) taken on by two people in a sitting down manner(usually in a relationship, but not exclusively). It usually starts of by the two people laying down in a casual way, that's when the girl starts to take things into her own hands. This takes a great amount of skill, fore the woman must maneuver the action in a slick transition, in order to prevent awkwardness. She starts by slightly sitting up and then swings her leg (slightly bent) over her companion, placing it on the other side of him, lifting her body on top of her partner. She hovers her Booty over his lap (to not squish his Jewels, of course), And then can either place her hands on his shoulder to achieve a more dominate position, but tangled in the hair works just as well. WARNING: This position can lead up to A hot Make out session, or some seriously sexy times, so do not attempt if you or your partner are not ready for this kind of commitment. (:

"Bro! i just had the best 90 degree thrill ride of my life! She was all over me!"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016

1000 Degree Glowing Knife

A trend on the internet in which clickbait youtubers heat a knife to about 200 degrees and attempt to cut stuff, but try to make the video past 10 minutes long in order to get ad revenue.

Person 1: Did you see that 1000 degree glowing knife go through that piece of plastic?
Person 2: O MY WAT IS HAPINIGN THS IS SO AMAZIING

by KOPYKATZ June 2, 2017

Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging

Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn

by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017

douchebaggery in the 1st degree

This is the first, and least offensive, degrees on the scale of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It's observed by the violator's general ignorance to the fact that he/she has even committed such a crime at all. Usually the offense is innocent enough in nature, and independent of any other incident(s); perhaps, even the only such occasion that the individual has performed. The litmus test for 1st-degree douchebaggery can be performed by noticing if the individual is instantly self-aware of the incident, and if they are quick to apologize for it.

Shrek: "Man, Jeff bailed on me last weekend when we were supposed to go kayaking. He said he had accidently double-booked himself, and that we could re-schedule. That's some serious douchebaggery."

Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."

Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"

Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"

Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."

Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.

by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015