The only sure thing in life besides taxes.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017
Get the deathmug. Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.
by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018
Get the Deathmug. Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.
The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019
Get the Deathmug. by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021
Get the Deathmug. by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018
Get the Deathmug. by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017
Get the Deathmug. Death is such a powerful concept that it's hard to think or talk about, it creates a hole in you and can destroy entire families. Only very emotionally lacking people can talk about it without feeling sadness, yet we have decided to create mass death on so many occasions.
When it had flooded and Sam fell into the river we were scared, but when she was torn from my grip and pulled away I knew that only Death could follow.
by WILDRINKADINK September 25, 2019
Get the Deathmug.