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Schrödinger's Date

Where single guy and single girl, who don't normally spend time alone together, agree to "hang out" and do something fun together for the first time, yet both carefully avoid the word "date". Whether it was in fact a date will be determined only after the fact, once they see how it goes. Until then, the event is a strange quantum superposition, simultaneously both date and non-date. This allows both parties to avoid potential embarrassment.
It could be a date or it could be just a hang out, we won't know till it's over. It's a Schrödinger's Date.
by Ntheon March 1, 2011
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Datashizzle

Subject to learn the basics of the shizzle-theory.

Double G Shizzle is part of this subject.
Go and follow Datashizzle! You'll love it.
by Jan Jaap van Gangelen December 6, 2006
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date

Two people getting together for an activity when the possibility of romance between them has been broached but not ruled out. Since the exploration of romance is the purpose of a date, merely asking someone out on a date is sufficient to broach the subject. Dates may or not continue once a couple have entered into a romantic relationship. The word "date" may be used to identify a get together between two people not romantically involved, but this usage is meant to convey irony, since such a meeting is not a date in the true sense of the word.
Yeah, Mike and I went on a date last night. He's cute, but I'm not sure if I want to get involved with him or not.
by Packy April 11, 2004
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date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.
Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.
by A.I.R March 11, 2010
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Datasstrophe

A shockingly frequent phenomenon in which a girl is blessed with a wonderful ass, yet is cursed with a face that can only be described as a catastrophe. A more specific version of the common 'butterface.'
Dude, that girl at the party last night. Would you?

Tough call man. Total datasstrophe.
by bobbybrown1457 May 1, 2014
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Daeshanel

A girl that will take your nigga & give him back when shes done
Daeshanel took my nigga but its okay! Ill get him back
by Daeee August 23, 2017
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Date baited

The act of someone asking another out as a practical joke for them to accept.
He got date baited by Karen
Karen- "will you go out with me"
Him- "sure"
Karen- "Just kidding your one of my best friends"
by father.louis March 3, 2019
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