Danish Douche

the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her

Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!

by literacola December 12, 2006

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

Daanish

a cool guy with a big ass pair of some sweaty ass balls. he also has the longest and girthiest penis known to man.

Girls love Daanish

by dognud January 6, 2022

Darvish

A really fancy adjective

That watch is Sooooooooo darvish

wobo <--related

by Mobo Mobo arch nemesis of Wobo October 15, 2009

danish

Dangerous (adjective)

Texting and driving is "danish."

It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.

Smoking is "danish" to your health.

by Bed time February 11, 2010

cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.

"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."

by TRAPDD November 29, 2013