CumShot

When a security you own, usually a crypto coin, randomly and abundantly shoots up in value.

We thought ‘shitcoin’ was a scam, turns out it was an instant cumshot.

by Couchdenter July 25, 2025

Red Dead Cumshot?

Red Dead Cumshot? (also abbreviated into RDCS?) is a deep philosophical and spiritual question that has no direct meaning and serves as a torture device primarily for the Tunesian Special forces

Red Dead Cumshot? Is a form of psychological torture used by Tunesian Special forces.

Mo: uhhhh… denkst du Dutch von der Linde hat RDCS bekommen so auf sein Cowboy hut?

Mi: bitte erlöse mich bitte

by Düzce October 16, 2025

The devils cumshot

When a taquito or pizza roll shoots the molten insides to the back of your throat

Dude! Don’t eat those taquitos straight out of the oven, they’ll give you the devils cumshot!

by Nighttoker69 February 17, 2025

BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)

“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend”
“What’s that’s fucking sick”

by Big_stevie440 February 21, 2025

cumshot

a name that a cat has

say hello to my cat, cumshot!

by huuhhhh July 10, 2024

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024