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dirty cummer

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.
"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"
by Tally225 May 24, 2017
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Naiynuh Cummer

A best friend is a person who is able to engage in chaos, be the glue, there through thick and thin, a listener, a mood lifter, a gossiper, constructive criticism giver and a supporter. In the text, Martiy'cel’s life as a dumbass, it is evident through her strong nature that Naiynuh Cummer is one of the biggest reasons for Martiy'cel’s success and happiness. Cummer plays a large role in determining Martiy'cel’s everyday decisions and motives, and together they are a powerful duo, one needing the other to thrive. The author, God, utilises the techniques of sugar, spice, and everything nice, to reinforce the salubrious bond between these two characters. Arguably, the relationship between these two is the primary reason for this shows success, amongst the dynamic of their friend group, Martiy'cel’s sociopathy, Cybthia’s therapist nature, Behat’nu’s theft dilemma, Naiynuh’s kinkiness and Karthik’s accurate portrayal of the cancer zodiac sign. However, without the character Naiynuh in this text, the entire novel would be complete and utter chaos; and not the good kind. Through her INFP personality, coupled with her Libra origins, Naiynuh Cummer is the ultimate best friend, glue and mediator archetype of this friend group, and it is clear that none of the above mentioned deserves her.
Friend 1: Is that Naiynuh Cummer?

Friend 2: Yeah! Look how hot she is!
Friend 3: I would bang.
Friend 4: Have you also heard she is an amazing friend?
Friend 2: The whole package.
Naiynuh: What r u guys talking about?
Behat'nu (friend 3): nothing 😏
by NAIYNUH HATER October 6, 2020
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A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.
If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.
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