crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

by Ali holla January 27, 2007

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

Cryptkeeper

people who post cryptic messages on facebook in an attempt to generate inquiries about their emotional turmoil.

(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)

Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.

by googles33 June 24, 2010

crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

crypticveles

Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts

CrypticVeles 7-0’s Auzric

by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019

People of Crypto

An umberella term that is used to describe people from the most oppressed and marginalised group in society, as known as NFT owners.
And to NFTphobes out there keep whining about how NFTs are bad for the environment: Stop whining about us being heckin' rich and valid. You don't care about the environment, in fact, nobody does.

Someone: "Are you white"
Us People of Crypto😎💰: "No I am a person of Crypto"

by 69loli_fucker420 December 9, 2021

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005