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Croach

A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D
Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!
by Donovan619 April 19, 2009
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croaked

Frogs... Nature's death tool.
The old man just croaked... probably "frog" play was involved.
by Smithareens February 22, 2013
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Cogar

A cool bunch of German descendant boat builders!
You know them Cogars?

Yeah, man. They're Grrrrrrrrreat!
by Ameh Butterfly Girl June 21, 2008
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croal

1. a person, thing, or action that can be described by any of the following terms: gay, stupid, completely irrelevant, non nonsensical, absurd, not funny, retarded, creepy, or annoying.

2. To do something that can be described by any of the above mentioned terms
Person 1: Check out that weird guy over there staring at those girls.
Person 2: Jesus, what a croal. He is not getting any tonight

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to throw a rock at this car.
Guy 2: Come on, man, quit croalin' around
by LUCATONIROXS!!! November 22, 2009
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Crobatoism

A display of revanchist fanboy adulation of military equipment, which if challenged on the internet, leads to flamewars and adhominem attacks. A high degree of vituperation and use of expletives when asked to present arguements.

Also used for a display of high personal hubris when attempting to use oneself as a reference to authority but without the academic or professional qualifications to back it up.

Origin: Termed Crobatoism in deference to the foremost practitioners of this behavior on many internet forums, which caused them to close down as frequent use of expletives to "defend" military equipment made them infamous.
"Wait, so you are not a pilot, you are not a soldier, you are not a scientist, you are not a journalist, but you know more than all the above guys, is that Crobatoism or what?"
by Andy Mc Kenna May 30, 2006
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Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."
by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014
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Croat

Person who is from or descends from the Republic of Croatia. They are are a slavic group of people that migrated to the area in the 7th century AD. They were at the front of the Ottoman conquest in the Balkans which lead to disunity and loss of much of their lands. They later became under Austro-Hungarian rule until they were united with their fellow South-Slavic brothers Yugoslav/Serbs.

During WW2 the Croats joined the Nazis thinking that they would join the winning side and gain land and independence and created an Independent Fascist Croat Regime (Ustase)which lead to the backstabbing of their slav brothers. This lead to the ethnic cleansing of Serbs much like that of the Jews in Concentration camps such as the notorious Jasenovac camp.

After the loss of the axis powers Croatia was still under Yugoslavia with Tito keeping everything under control. Tensions from the past world wars were still fresh between Croats and Serbs and after the death of Tito they declared independence. After a long war in 1991 they displaced as many non Croats as they could from their land and became their own country recognized by the world.

There are around 9 million Croats in the world with many in Bosnia (much of their own land) and Germany. More than half of their population doesn't live in Croatia due to their long history of conflict.
His mom is a Croat and his dad is a Serb.
by Freeeeeeeeeedom February 28, 2009
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