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cracking the clam

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
by sugabear March 12, 2015
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Bathroom_Crashing

Playing Pranks in a Bathroom, usually involveing poop. If one is caught they cannot be eligable for being titled a "crasher" until the next calendar year.
Bathroom_Crashing = Piss on somebody over the stall, Poop out of the water (SOOOOOO SMELLY). Eat your fiber cereal kids.
by Red Chain February 1, 2006
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Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.
"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."
by jshwa5 April 22, 2008
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crouching tiger

a term used for girls needing to squat to pee. hidden dragon is the peeping tom.
My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.
by constar630 August 6, 2009
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crashing

The effect you get when a stimulative substance (Drugs, alcohol, caffeine) wears off. When crashing, you'll suddenly feel very tired and/or sad.
I started crashing hard at last night's party, so I went home.

I really crashed, but I was all out.
by teraku January 18, 2013
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coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.
One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I
by mr hankie June 17, 2006
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Cracking a moisty

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now
by Broooooooooooke April 28, 2011
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