A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.
by hazakaza June 14, 2008
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Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!
by lana63 April 26, 2009
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2. As the man in the see through swim shorts stepped out of the pool I grimaced at his cazongas.
2. As the man in the see through swim shorts stepped out of the pool I grimaced at his cazongas.
by Yoyoma123 February 22, 2010
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Mom: Do you think Santa is real?
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!
by dangnuggets August 2, 2016
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