Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating

Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.

by Biz^2 January 8, 2008

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

by Djkizza December 30, 2007

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Consensus Law

A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)

Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!

Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?

Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.

by MuteButton October 28, 2011

Conservabal

An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.

Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."

by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012

causeanthropist

1. One who actively promotes helping others, 2. Altruistic

1. One who actively promotes helping others. 2. Unselfish

1. One who actively promotes helping others. You

John & Suzie donate so much of their time to the senior center in town, they are role models for all to follow. They are truly causeanthropists!

by Ironman333 June 29, 2016

conservadunce

conservadunce n. A person who through extreme conservative beliefs over looks blatant facts and needs of the people. Their blind disregard for the necessary separation of church and state that it grants them license to discriminate against the rights of those who do not share in their beliefs while simultaneously selling out the rights of all Americans under the guise of safety and security through the word of "God"

I you think we are going to let that conservadunce strip away the right to vote from the homosexual community without a fight then you are dead wrong.

by PunchDrunkRambo May 30, 2017