Count Yorga

A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.

Look at count yorga hammering back jello shots and welches fruit snacks!

by CountWolverine May 8, 2012

Count Olaf

I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind.

by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021

Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.

"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"

by ninja9393 February 20, 2009

still counting

You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.

I'm still counting, dweebs.

by hunter t September 14, 2011

Body Count

The number of casual sex partners you have had. I.e Having sex and not being in a relationship

Delilah - "What's your body count?"
Janice - "2."

by johnnyfun June 18, 2020

Count Dracula

When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.

My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula

by Ojizzum March 23, 2009

Counting Sheep

When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.

person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.

by jluketwo March 21, 2008