couch hockey

Teenage kissing, petting or intercourse on his/her parents couch.

Brad and Angelina were caught playing couch hockey.

by RKeller1 April 14, 2006

Porch Couch

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.

Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.

by LastCupHero July 09, 2009

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 30, 2012

jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus October 27, 2008

Wyatt's Couch

When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.

"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"

"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."

by Freezen03 March 19, 2018

couch cuck

Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.

"Fuck you couch cuck"

by Daniel Bryer September 30, 2022

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve February 04, 2016