Corporate Baddie

a person who gives their best in the corporate world while putting themself first and showing up as their authentic self, all while serving looks.

“bitches might be afraid to leave an abusive corporate job but i’m not one of them bitches, i’m a corporate baddie. i rule this industry.”

by aaim6n August 12, 2023

corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016

Something Corporate

Something Corporate rock my socks.

"It's to dying in another's arms, and why I had to try it"

by TB March 4, 2005

anti-corporate

anyone against big business and their constant exploits to destroy all wholesome american society has left with propaganda, rigged government events, etc......most true punks are a part of this group, also metalheads

the corporations have taken over
we must overcome
we are many
and they are one
we must fight
or they will win
this means war
against their anti-american sins

by brad November 27, 2003

something corporate

Something corporate can touch anyones heart and has beautiful piano with Andrew McMahons gorgeous voice. They are so emo and that is what is so darn good about them. They can make anyone cry, they make me cry all the time. There is nothing better than an emo band with a gorgeous singer.

"The more honest i am with myself, the more people get it." - Andrew McMahon

by paige April 25, 2005

Something Corporate

The best band in the entire world.

Andrew of Something Corporate has emo glasses that are fuckin' hot!

by reefsun December 9, 2003

Corporate Veil

Concept in the corpoate business world that protects stockholders from being liable for the debts of the business.
A simple way of understand this is that stockholders can ONLY lose what they invest; creditors of a business CANNOT go after the stockholders for the business's liabilities.

Basically a business can rack up a bunch of debt, go under, and not have pay the difference owed to creditors after liquidating.

This concept does NOT apply to family owned business AKA non-corporations.

The corporate veil is a motherfucker. Lets corporations that go under get away scott free.

by Iconoklastic~ February 17, 2010