Cottage School

synonym for "zoo"

"let's go visit the Cottage School!"

by slinkyslither April 30, 2022

Cottage Babies

Two or more people that were so close they were basically born in the same cottage (Hospital) at the same time. Even with a considerable age gap.

Oh man me and Johnny Boy go so far back we are cottage babies.

by Pacheckers July 21, 2022

Cottagecore

an so called “aesthetic” including nature,cottages,and animals! It also contains “calm” colors as I would like to mention it such as: olive green,sage green,brown,beige,etc

this dress is so Cottagecore!
This place is so cottagecore

by Mqriaxx February 18, 2023

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023