Condom

a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.

Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Condom

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.

look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

condom.

a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.

Girl #1: What'd your mom say about you have sex with your boy last night?
Girl #2: She said. "Alright, make him use a condom."

by yourneighborlyrapist December 15, 2008

Condom

something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!

" man my pullout game strong " " nah nigga put on a condom! "

by luvqueen_steph May 11, 2016

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012