heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009

Hot By Comparison

When an unattractive girl appears hot due to being surrounded by even less attractive girls.

Guy: Dude, she's a total butterface!
Other Guy: Yeah man, but she's hot by comparison!

by bigdc October 28, 2011

Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb April 2, 2007

Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO

The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.

by Sam9999 August 18, 2009

Compression

being sat on, or lied on, or crushed until completely flat.

Sit on me, give me that compression/ compress me.

by 666 666 666 November 30, 2016

compersious

The opposite of jealousy. A person who finds happiness in the happiness of others. Someone who has compersion.

Often used in , though not exclusive to, polyamorous relationships to imply happiness for their partners when they're having fun sexual activities with someone else.

Look at that person with their fancy car. I'm very compersious.

by 2h0p3 August 11, 2022