coconut grabber

a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now

- Where's Rico?
- That fucking coconut grabber is playing Clash Royale again.

by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021

drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of black semen from a swolen scrotal sack.

I was on this work cruise, and there were so many pairs of balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 22, 2008

colon cobra

An extraordinary long, snake-formed piece of feces. In rare cases, it has two undigested corn grains at one of the ends marking its "eyes".

... and then I squeezed out that corn-eyed colon cobra - it was at least 10 inches long! I took a photo of it, wanna have a look?

by Poopologist May 7, 2008

Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

coconut

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!

by mr_manatee July 4, 2016

colon bowler

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

Colonel Trautmann

The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.

"This mission is over, Rambo!"

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005