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corona coin 

The term for the $1200 stimulus money given out during Covid.
Yo I just bought a cheap jet ski and a mediocre hooker with my $1200 corona coin.
corona coin by stooch182 April 20, 2020

Pants Off Coin Toss 

When a serious decision needs to be made by 50/50 chance, you have everybody in the room drop their pants to make it official. and flip a coin.
We were debating getting a puppy for our apartment, so we had a Pants Off Coin Toss

The Long Arm of Coincidence 

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens
Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

The golden coin maker 

*Its the golden coin maker!* πŸ‘‘cut out the *foil*πŸ‘§πŸ½ then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* βœ… it’s covered πŸ“Ž now take your designs and put them in the pressπŸ‡ a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*πŸ”πŸŽ½ and *WOW* 🀩 out comes your *own golden coin πŸͺ™!* *The golden coin maker πŸ₯³* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER
*Its the golden coin maker!* πŸ‘‘cut out the *foil*πŸ‘§πŸ½ then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* βœ… it’s covered πŸ“Ž now take your designs and put them in the pressπŸ‡ a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*πŸ”πŸŽ½ and *WOW* 🀩 out comes your *own golden coin πŸͺ™!* *The golden coin maker πŸ₯³* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER

coin grand slam 

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
coin grand slam by wxflurry September 26, 2010

Coin Slot 

Term describing the top of the ass crack when it can be seen protuding from low worn pants. Usually associated with skanky old fat men and slutty girls trying to get some.
The plumber had a coin slot.
Coin Slot by Rohan January 22, 2004