Squat cobbler

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

by Sdab February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.

Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.

by IJustWatchedThis February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

process of planting ones ass on a pie for sexual release

Andrew is a squat cobbler, it gets him off.

by The Glinch February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.

The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.

by bettercall February 29, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

by bettercall February 27, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 February 27, 2016