WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

Clotpole

An old fashioned word for “Dickhead”

Friend: “Your a dickhead”
You: “well your a clotpole”

by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020

simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 14, 2009

Clothespin Hoe

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.

"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"

by reversefront September 9, 2016

Street Clothes

Anthony Davis

Anthony Street Clothes Davis is often seen wearing street clothes on the bench

by Franklinuquiqo June 5, 2021

fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama

"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."

by Famous Amos June 2, 2008