Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 06, 2019

Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.

Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!

by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 12, 2017

grandfather clock

While mooning someone, the mooner bends over exposing his dick and balls. He then sways back and fourth as to make his dick look like the long pendulum on a grandfather clock

It just started as a casual moon, but then turned into a grandfather clock

by wing ding June 01, 2006

Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...

Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock

by Joe Money Money November 23, 2010

Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.

Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?

by E-dubby dub October 20, 2006