Clinkhamwood

Clinkhamwood or 'Clink' as its refered to as the locals is a sub urban area within St Helens, Merseyside. it is situated near Carmil and is an infamous settlement. Clinkhamwood is known to inhabited by vandels, gangsters, phychos, thugs, chavs, thieves, murderers etc. It is commonly over run with poilce enforcers patrolling the area by law. it has had several illegal and dangerous incidents within the past week, hell by the time you have finsihed reading this some one in clinkhamwood will of know doubt been slaughtered. it has been voted by the Merseyside public as the 'Roughest Place on Earth' and has recently claimed a guiness world record for the most stabbings in one minute a record which was previously held by Brooklyn New York. it however has had sitings of various gun incidents a unfortunatly the people who sited them sadly where victoms. all in all Clinkhamwood is a dangerous area and is advised to keep away from it at all times

Clink Resident: Hey have you seen any police around here?
Pedestrian: No
Clink Resident: Good! well stick em up!

Trevor McDonald: You know that a place is rough when you see 10 police cars parked up and no Doughnut Shop

Wounded Man: i witnessed my first ever drive by from a car window when i visited clink and i was only there to pick up my AK-47

OJ Simpson: n i thought i was bad till i visited Clinkhamwood

by Steve Grahams July 12, 2009

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chinks

commonly used by Brooklyn Jews in 1950-1970's conversation with each other, only in private when hungry. We would never personally addressed a Chinese person as a chink as no slur or insult by us was intended. We sometimes said chinks instead of saying Chinese restaurant. It wasn't used by us to denigrate anyone, it was used by us as an endearing term, much more so then a hateful one, believe it or not. Not all slang is used in hateful way. Considered by far the best Asian food by most Brooklyn, Jews.

We often would go to the Chinks in Brighton Beach to eat. We never got tired of the dragons, their delicious dishes, the small decanters of "pigeons blood " soy sauce, the way hot spicy mustard, the chopsticks, and the good laughs we always had opening the fortune cookies. Brooklyn just wouldn't have been the same without our beloved chinks. A beautiful symbiotic relationship between kikes and chinks. A match made in heaven.

by gconey9999 July 15, 2016

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