carson

A kid that fingers his cat then licks the remains

wow this kid smells like donkey balls

oh that’s just carson

by Literally everyone January 28, 2019

Kelly Clarkson Syndrome

A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.

Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.

by chelmc April 12, 2009

Clarkson

Fraqua, argument, disagreement.

I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.

by Wordella73 March 29, 2015

Carsonogenic

1. Deriving from the worldview of neurosurgeon and political charlatan Ben Carson; 2. Likely to cause death

That radical conservative's views on gun control are Carsonogenic.

by JEBean December 5, 2015

Carsonphobia

A fear of that sexy beast Carson.

*Carson punches his way through the bathroom stalls to see your pp*
Person in stall: *gets carsonphobia*

by Sudongese October 26, 2019

Carson-wentzism

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.

Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.

by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

carson and emma

The most 'on-again-off-again' couple you'll ever meet. They both go to you after every break-up.

"I heard Carson and Emma broke up.. again."

by notalizard January 5, 2018