Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Clankling

(Verb) A combination of clinking and clanging. The act of making a bunch of unnecessary noise while you are working on a task. Usually a variety of sounds that are both sharp in tone and thumping.

I tried to sleep in, but Jeff was in the kitchen clankling around with those cast iron pans like he was auditioning for a drum line just to make one egg

by FancyFeet February 25, 2026

Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Clarking

Existing in a chill or relaxed manor

I'm clarking right now

by That Math nerd July 30, 2025

Clarking

Existing in a chill or relaxed manor. Could also mean being popular in a community without anyone knowing what you do.

I'm clarking right now

by That Math nerd July 30, 2025

Clinking

when two Al's / computers that love eachother "kiss" or touch screens, making a soft "clink" sound. Can also be used for Al relationships, as Clink can also mean computer link. May slow down a workload because you can’t use either device in this state, but knowing you you're probably into this.

John: Dude, my laptop and my PC are clinking right now. If they keep this up, I won’t be able to finish this work project.

Greg: Are you gonna just, sit and watch them?

John: yeah lol

by D0WNT_ME August 9, 2025

Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.

"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."

by lylune September 4, 2025