She a sexy bitch, usually hot asf 10/10, she gives your a boner instantly and you just wanna smash, even the most confident dudes dicks shrivel in her beauty, if you see a christina fuck her.
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The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.
Whether it was an accident or not.
This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
Whether it was an accident or not.
This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"
"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"
"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"
"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
by CYPK66 January 20, 2009
Get the pulling-a-Christina mug.the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
by kitC January 19, 2004
Get the Christina Aguilera mug.Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012
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by Bonnie September 5, 2003
Get the Christina Aguilera mug.An overweight male like female who grows mustaches and usually consists of spotty and variously placed patches of conspicuous, multicolored short hair throughout her body.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
*Tina falls*
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
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