Sistine Chapel

Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.

"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."

by WP-Brotein January 25, 2016

Charper

A word to describe an extremely hot babe with a great personality especially if they go to Valencia High School.
Most girls are jealous of this exquisite species.

Guy 1: dude that girl is soo hott.
Guy2: that's because she is Charper

by pleasedome August 6, 2009

crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 4, 2013

chaper chaper

a word used in place of another word which is related to drugs stash

have you got some chaper chaper

by chino aka June 1, 2006

Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

Charpet

CHARPET (pronounced "char-pet") A charpet is a word describing a very hairy chest. The term is derived from the combination of the words "chest" and "carpet." Many charpets are revealed on the beach or when men (typically) unbutton their shirts or wear t-shirts that are specifically cut to highlight the charpet feature. The hair must be so thick as to look and feel much like a tighly weaved piece of carpet. Some charpets are so short and dense that they resemble a burber style carpet, while others sport much longer, looser hair that looks more like a shag carpet.
Other derivatives of this word include:
CHARPWHITE (pronouced "charp-white") A Charpwhite is similar to a charpet, but the chest hair is white in color. This look is often featured by other men, but has also been spotted on a rare breed of women.

Some uses of the word include:
Hey, look at that guy's charpet, it's really thick
Wow, I wonder if he has to vacuum that thing regularly

by Jim the observer July 14, 2009

Carapezza's Instant

The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.

I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.

by TheOriginalYeet June 9, 2020