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choadburger

An insult that is used when one has no other witty insults left. It can also be enhanced by adding other ingrediants.
"Im a fag? Well...you're a choadburger!"
"Well you're a choadburger with extra dickcheese and a side of faggot fries!"
by Rob T January 14, 2004
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ass choad

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad
your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"
by rib meister March 13, 2004
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choad baby

noun, insult: a person who was conceived as a result of semen dripping from a ladys bottom across the perinium (choad) and into the vagina.
Rocco always made sluts shower after bareback anal for fear of a choad baby should they remain lying sobbing where they had just been violently raped for a few hundred bucks.
by wasp suicide bomber August 26, 2006
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CHOADE

Chilling Hard On A Deck Everyday

Term used in colleges in and around Providence, Rhode Island.

The "deck" refers to the deck in front of many college dorms and fraternity houses built in the architectural tradition of New England.
"Bro, I'm bored. Let's choade for a bit, it's nice outside"
"Sure, dude. We can check out the ladies while sitting on the deck"

"Yo dude, what are you doing later?"
"Just choadin' with the bros while pounding some beer"
by BrownBearDRR December 10, 2009
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choade

The partition of skin on the male anatomy between your testicles and anus, usually has marginal pubic hair on it.
Yo, when you mooned me last night, you bent over way too far, I had a visual of your strangely enourmous choade!
by KC the gawd August 5, 2008
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Choad

A male penis that is wider than it is long.
That fat, short man is a bit of a choad
by Stephen Skepper January 14, 2004
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choad

1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.

2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.
1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.

2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.
by Elib November 9, 2006
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