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Chage

When a teacher overreacts and yells at the whole class because of a bad reason. Comes from "chode rage".
Person 1:My teacher chaged at us today!
Person 2:what a chode!!
by Student353 October 23, 2012
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Chlamydia

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas
by Gurl69 October 20, 2013
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Chagsploon

Verb. Phil Lester made up this curse word. It's a clean version for "Fuck" basically.
"Yeah I chagsplooned your mum's face."
by LLAMACORNM.J April 7, 2017
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Chag

I like to make her chag when receiving felacio!
by MurelMd September 14, 2010
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chalga

This is a music genre which is very popular in Bulgaria. It is also known as Pop-Folk. The 'chalga' has many things in common with Turkish and Serbian music, but can also include some elements from Bulgarian folklore. Anyway it has typical oriental elements (inharited from the times of the Ottoman Empire which ruled the region for about five centuries), combined with a modern pop sounding.

This type of music is generally listened at parties and people who have drunk lots of alchohol enjoy it very much. This can be a logical explanation for the senceless or even vulgar lyrics in many such songs, performed usually by gypsies. This genre creates songs for entertaining the masses (and probably many people do entertain themselves listening to such senceless songs). Many people lebel those senceless songs 'chalga' without realizing that 'chalga' is actually the type of music, which is typical for the whole Balkan region, and believe me, there are songs of high quality with nice lyrics (usualy about love relationships, searching for the 'one' and etc).
here is one nice 'chalga' song.
translated from "Kamelia - Ima Lyubov" (There is love)
...
there is love, there is love
and only love remains
and this love, and this love
gives me a new life

only the love warms your heart
and it starts beating madly
only love, just love
and nothing else matters
...
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and one senceless

translated from "Orkestar Trastenik - Topcheto"(the Trastenik Orchestra - The Little Ball)
INFO: the song lyrics are based on a popular game amongst Bulgarian gypsies which includes a little rubber ball and 3 caps. The performer starts rolling the ball very quickly under the caps and mixes them. Then a player has to choose a cap and wins if the ball is under the cap. While mixing the caps, the gypsie performer says: "here it is, here it is not, where is the little ball". This game is also popular with lots of tricks and cheats by the performer (which includes hiding the ball while mixing, so that all the caps are empty)
...
here it is, here it is not
did you see mister where is the little ball
here it is, here it is not
did you see mister where is the little ball

I give gold , I give money, I give gollars
just to see the little ball
I give gold , I give money, I give gollars
just to see the little ball
...
by ivaylovic August 31, 2008
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chagina

A transexual's post-operation vagina. Once a functional penis.
You see Chase had a sex change since high school man; he has a meaty chagina.
by SuperCoolAndy November 13, 2007
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Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010
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