cheesy ragu

The product of masturbating so furiously on a pimple covered penis, such that the penis becomes chafed and bloody, mixing together the popped pimple puss and blood into a paste known as the cheesy ragu.

Much to his chagrin, the pimply teen was unable to find his Jergen's, resulting in a thick cheesy ragu courtesy of his dry right hand.

by Nightwing68 October 22, 2007

Cheesy Rice

A phrase used to substitute saying "Jesus Christ".

Mary- "Hey guys. My mom's making me go to church now, so I can't use Jesus' name in vain anymore. It's gonna be a hard transition."
Julia- "Why don't you just say Cheesy Rice instead?"
Mary- "Rad idea!" *stumps her toe* "Owww!! Cheesy Rice!!"

by calliesaur:) January 08, 2009

Cheesy Crack

One who physically exerts themselves to the point of perspiration and feels a cheesy substance in between their left and right ass cheek

Person One: Woah, KY really made us run a lot today!
Person Two: Yeah man, I feel like a real cheesy crack right now

by CC45 September 21, 2012

Cheesy Wingbam

To cheese somebodies wing with a loud bam, also used to define the banging of a cock

You just cheesed my wing with a loud bam, you gave me a cheesy wingbam!!!
or
How about a cheesy wingbam *winkwink*

by MongooseTM June 14, 2008

Park Cheesy

To chill in a relaxing way while listening to bad music

Hey this club really sux!!

Its cool, just park cheesy the chicks are hot!!

by Andre Wesley Olivier June 23, 2008

Cheesy cock

A term used to describe men/trannys with a smelly, cheesy penis. The cheese builds up when the person concerned doesn't peel back their foreskin, and give their cock a good scrub.

"Oh! Elliott Wood, you've got a cheesy fucking cock. Go give yourself a good cunting scrub".

by Panzerfaust July 05, 2004

cheesy geraldo

An awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as Geraldo Rivera's

That cheesy geraldo on your lip ain't gonna get you laid, son.

by Fredo's da bomb October 01, 2003