Charity

Broke people who are too lazy to do a damn thing, they always rely on the government to give them money.

Carl: DONATE TO CHARITY!
Bob: What makes you think that people are gonna donate to those lazy fuckers?
Carl: People who have a heart!!!
Bob: Well I guess I don't have a heart then.

by Nickname7585 November 7, 2015

dirty charity

Upon Meetings new people thinking to one's self: Now that's a Face I can sit on!

Did you think he was handsome?

Yes, that a Dirty Charity!!
What? Now that's a Face I can sit on!!

by SmokeN'Red February 27, 2019

charity work

selling more than $4 worth of piss at a lemonade stand

"i did some charity work last weekend and nobody notcied"

by ruff April 29, 2004

Charity

Charity can be a bad bitch but she is is the best thing that will ever happened to you. Charity is hot but she dont know it. She knows how to play with ur heart but wont cuz shes loyal af. Play with her heart u know her friends will back her up.

Popular Girl: Charity is such a bitch

Charity's hot bf: what u say bout my queen

by Catchesfeelingsfasterthanu April 17, 2020

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008