tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

chap ass

A chap ass is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. In truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap ass is the same, but minus the jeans. So there ass in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap ass.

Gosh Cal, shut your chap ass.

Did you see that dude, what a chap ass.

by yhhhhhhhhhhhh July 4, 2010

old chap

ones front-mounted, downstairs tummy banana.

"how's your old chap been since the cat got at it?"

by Dutts March 1, 2005

lip chap

A stick of lube for your lips, yes. In which you open the cap on, and seductively and sensually apply to chapped area, in front of your SO.

Girl: "ooh my lips are soooo dry" *moans* "I need to put on my lip chap"
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

cock chaps

Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.

Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.

You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!

Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!

by GDub20 February 11, 2005

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017