coof

An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit

Your are one coof

by Greystar142 October 31, 2011

Croofers

Niggers

Let’s go hutin croofers later.

by Noleoh May 22, 2019

The CEO of Sex

A mysterious being, legend tells the tale of a purple man with an undying will and an unbreakable spirit that may not die as long as there is sex and shall not yield until there are no more people left to spread his word. Even if they don't know they are.

"I'm down bad, i don't know if i should make a deal with The CEO of Sex, he is as sly as he is powerfull"

by obliti autem estis February 11, 2021

Choof

a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.

dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.

by Kyle Peterssss March 22, 2009

Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008

Coofer

Coofer Coofered
To die (or dead already)

'You know that old geezer that has looked like he was on his last legs for years - well, he finally coofered yesterday.
Every time I saw him I thought - he's ready to coofer'

by PLC-Fred June 1, 2018

Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

by graphiksguru December 13, 2006