Mega Carrot 

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW

Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!

Mega Carrot by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

carrot rope 

1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom

"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"

"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"

carrot rope by andrewco October 6, 2005

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

Carrot by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013

waxing the carrot 

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

waxing the carrot by forizzle May 13, 2005

Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE

The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.

Carrot by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019

Withered Carrot 

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable

Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot

Withered Carrot by bj63 April 29, 2011

bent carrot 

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

bent carrot by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021