Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.

person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.

by Carrot.water December 03, 2021

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 29, 2011

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 05, 2019

carrot bitch

A girl who spray tans too much

That carrot bitch is so orange she looks like a construction sign.

by carrotbitch July 16, 2017

Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 04, 2017

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator August 03, 2015

bow carrot

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.

Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks

by gayrapist September 27, 2017