caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005

capo di tutti capi

The Boss of All Bosses of the Sicilian Cosa Nostra Corleone Famiglia and the american Cosa NostraCurrently either Matteo Messina Denaro or Salvatore Lo Piccolo.

The capo di tutti capi needs the money boss, and he dont play games boss.

by Hec April 5, 2007

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.

Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!

by Glenn David September 6, 2008

Captimation

Captioning and humiliation. Captioning online or print media in a sarcastic manor with the intent of spinning perception for humiliation purposes. Usually done by a blurbologist

de-motivational poster are classic examples of "Captimation"

by tpnass1 September 21, 2012

cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.

Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.

by bridgejlr December 21, 2010

Capible

Adjective: Having the God given miraculous talent and awesomeness to turn around a cluster of shit into a golden nugget.

The FHD had completely jacked up the world until Chris came along with his frickin cracker jack capible hands. He turned that shit upside down and now it's like a finely tuned bullet train.

by Chris Bus July 17, 2012