by ballstein October 28, 2004
During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Mr. North April 27, 2006
An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.
by Ryan Thompson January 16, 2004
by Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006
another word for (bollocks)
by sijeff November 08, 2007
When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.
EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"
by J3S5U5 December 01, 2014
When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.
"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"
"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"
by a1shibby December 22, 2011