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cankle

Those cankles really help her climb.
by lowray December 6, 2009
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The Candlestick

A sex move in which the guy pours melted candle wax around the girl's anus, then starts fucking her anally, covering the penis with the melted candle wax which then hardens on the man's phallus, producing a candlestick.
Dude, Judy let me do The Candlestick last night. It was so great.
by j0t0 October 14, 2011
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jorge canales

a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks
just like his dad and his whole family
by jorge February 26, 2005
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sixteen candles

a john hughes movie, based in the town every other movie by him was, sherman illinois, as made fun of in dogma. the movie sucked but that long duck dong guy was hilarious.
harold: oh go back, that was sixteen candles, i love that movie.
kumar: yep, and the award for gayest thing ever said in this appartment goes to...Harold for saying that he likes sixteen candles
by the November 14, 2004
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Canales

A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
by michael kelly July 19, 2012
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Achilles Cankle

When a chick would be otherwise doable, but her Cankles are her tragic flaw and render her un-doable.
Sure, Susan would be hot, but have you seen her cankles? Damn them! Damn her Achilles Cankles!!!
by TRSlyder August 8, 2010
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who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010
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