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good morning camper 

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)
Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."
good morning camper by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

corn camper 

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!
corn camper by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

cramp camper

A girl, who is on per period, spending a lot of time sitting on the toilet to relieve the pain of cramps.
Guy: She's been in there for a long time. What's taking so long?
Girl: Oh, she's just being a cramp camper.
cramp camper by FredasaurasRex January 26, 2014

Vietnamese Bush Camper 

Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.
Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!

Turret Camper 

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.
Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.
Turret Camper by Not Slot February 26, 2008

Hacker camper cheater booster 

In the game Modern Warfare 2. You can see people cheating the game, sitting in a corner camping, hacking it with special mods and boosting by killing a friend for extra exp or headshots..
Fucks sake! Arctik Lizard is hacking, camping, cheating and boosting AGAIN! He's such a "hacker camper cheater booster!"