Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

Gun Campers

The worst people on MM2

Gun Campers are shitheads

by Ghostloloof August 5, 2020

Camper Shit

The shit you take after holding it in for the past 3 days from camping.

Yo can we stop at Safeway i have to take a camper shit

I call the bathroom first i have to take a massive camper shit.

by xkaeoo July 8, 2021

Pizza Camper

A person who will wait for the smaller slice next to the bigger slice to be taken so they can then scoop up the bigger slice without looking like a fatass.

Damn it, John. Stop being such a Pizza Camper.

by 60/40 March 5, 2011

popped a camper

When you fart and it lingers for a long time .

I popped a camper on the elevator on the way up to jimmys office and it still reaked when I came back down!

by The Sikness April 13, 2018

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...

by My cock! January 18, 2022

Camper Cookin

the art of cooking meth in an RV as seen in the tv show Breaking Bad.

Jesse and Walt be Camper Cookin

by MiniMe3 October 18, 2011