buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

Buttfuck

To rob someone

Guy 1: Yesterday i got buttfucked
Guy 2: Aww man :(

by scumfuckflowerboy December 25, 2021

buttfuck busy

A step up from very busy or extremely busy

We were down someone at work today making it buttfuck busy

by BI6TB0NE September 14, 2019

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont

1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison

by Billy Scott November 25, 2020

stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.

That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019